Dirty socks.

Baby’ssocks should be relatively clean right? It’s not like she’s walking anywhere. Recent examination of her socks as they were going into the laundry revealed three sources of soiling:

  • Poop – Stretching your legs the second your dad takes off the dirty diaper might seem like a good idea, but not to your socks.
  • Shrimp marinade – Sometimes dad is skewering shrimp for the grill as you hang in front of him in the Baby Bjorn. At least he’s not skewering feet too.
  • Blue jean dye – Showing everyone how you can stand is definitely cool, and the best place to practice is on dad’s lap. His blue jeans used to rub off on the car seat, now it’s socks.