Deadbeat dads rounded up for Mother's Day [Chicago Sun Times]
In what I'm sure someone in the Cook's County Sheriff's department thought was a brilliant PR move, 150 deadbeat dads who have combined over $1.5 million in unpaid child support are being arrested. Too bad they can't do this sort of thing all the time, and not just around Mother's Day.
Teen dads 'crack,' leave eggs at firehouse. [Palm Beach Post.com]
Ever have to take part in one of those "exercises" in high school where you have to carry an egg around everywhere you go for a week and treat it like a baby (which basically means keep it from cracking all week)? You know - "Don't have sex kids, because if you do you could make a baby, and then you would have to carry it around with you everywhere you go, and you would probably just end up cracking the baby."
Anyway, some clever kids in Florida found a quick way to get out of the assignment, and abandoned them like any responsible, irresponsible teenage parent at the firehouse.
most embarrassing weirdest search referral I've had to moderndaydad.com in at least a month. "dad fatty."